I love being a keys girl (albeit newly keysy)! I have never smiled so much, so openly, so freely. Of course, I have never lived in such a fun & beautiful place before (except possibly Charleston). Not to mention the killer year round tan (natural tanning, no tanning beds for us of course)! About the only thing that irks me (or more aptly, really freaking pisses me off!!) is the mosquito bastard-asses! Oh well, better than the pests we dealt with back on the mainland.
Happiness, ahh! Welcome!
We live aboard our 68' converted shrimp boat. We are traveling to the Keys, taking our time to enjoy the trip itself. We don't really have a destination set in stone, we won't have a vehicle to get around when we get to the ports, we have way too many animals on board & not nearly enough booze. Should be fun!
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
The key to my smile
Sunday, June 24, 2012
Wild nights
It is rough out here on the hook because of the storms... Which makes enjoying Pirates of the Caribbean 3 feel like we are watching it in 4D while the boat rock & rolls tonite. We've moved past 3D on the Miss Betty!
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Sometimes
So tonite I worked out on the back of this behemoth, ya know, under the stars, the sea breeze gently cooling me off... But truth be told, it was still work. My muscles are quite angry at me, regardless of the gorgeous ocean view & the regular sounds of marine life breeching. So it seems, some things are still the same- i.e. working out still sucks even on the back of a badass boat in the Keys. Ouch! ;) Love to you all who take the time to read my missives, thanks!
Wednesday, May 23, 2012
My ever elusive Keysy musings
What a difference a few months, a few states, a few changes in latitude can make. My, oh my, that is trite... but true in this girl's case.
At night, the rocking of the boat lulls me into tranquil bliss; & then the sweetest dreams have become my inheritance aboard this vessel. I dream of landing huge bull dolphin (Mahi), or reeling in a huge shark, once I even dreamt I landed both on the same cast! And upon waking, I find my daily life is as charmed as my dream state because I have a job I actually, ahem, ahem, ENJOY. That's correct, the words enjoy (denoting a "do", as in "do enjoy") & the word job are hereby being used conjunctively for me. Yay!! Three days ago, on our way out to the reef we encountered two Loggerhead turtles mating... on my way to work!! Such a wonderous sight, & all while jamming out on the catamaran headed to Sombrero Reef for a little snorkeling. As they say, life is good!
So I have been distracted; hopefully I'll be more apt to keep up with my wordy, wandering wonderings now. Til next time, y'all!
Friday, February 3, 2012
Praise for our little slice of Paradise
"It' strange/ how I'm taken and guided/ where I end up right I'm needed to be"
(that really is how the lyric is written, I know it sounds a bit lacking in the grammar department, but it's the sentiment I enjoy) - "Quiet Your Mind" Zac Brown Band
Tuesday, January 31, 2012
mimosas & fishing... I heart the keys
Recently, I have come to understand my favorite thing about living on the hook. Out here with the gentle rocking, the peace & quiet I am not just fond of but completely dependent on for a good night's sleep, we are a boat ride away from land. Every day we wish to go to land (or have to go to land depending on the reason, for example, say we are out of wine...), we take a boat ride on one of our dinghies (oh yeah, we got a new addition to Miss Betty's fleet, but more on that at a later date, when I can upload a pic of the 24' walk around, cuddy cabin Jay bought me!). See, we love boating, not just living on a boat. The whole appeal really, for us, is going on a ride, not just sitting at the dock, or hanging on the hook. We wanna ride, man! Pack a cooler & let's crank that engine, I've already got a bikini on, you know it! So we are good to go! And we get to go, every single day, on a boat ride... twice in fact, because we come home to the big girl every night (well, usually... that cuddy cabin is awfully comfy & we've been enjoying the apartment away from home, we named her Apartment Sea). I love boating... on damn near all boats (even that time Jay & our new friend had to gondola style paddle our new friend's dinghy to his other friend's boat, so we could borrow his RIB to get to the big boat... at like 2 am! Still, loved it!) Boating is in our blood, I do believe.
Gotta go, we got a fish on the line & our mimosas need refilling! Life in the keys at it's finest.
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Bikini birthday in December?! Yes, I think that'll work!
This is my first warm weather birthday, ever (December birthdays tend to have that effect)! It's 80 degrees here in Marathon, & we are loving it! Birthday in paradise, I could get used to this!
Cheers, friends!

Tuesday, November 22, 2011
Hooked on Boot Key
Living on the hook (as in on an anchor, as opposed to a dock) means we don't have power unless we run our generator... which we don't do everyday, because let's face it, that costs money & we enjoy being frugal. So at night we open up our doors and enjoy this incredible breeze out here on the mouth of the harbor; nature's air conditioning. It is cool enough all night long & well into the morning that we have to bundle up under two sheets, not just one (no blanket required so far)!
When we want to go up on the hill (go to land, just fyi, so you can become accustom to the mariner jargon), we take our dinghy to the city marina & use their dinghy dock. We keep our bikes up on the hill, there at the marina's bike rack all locked up safe and sound for the night. I love my new beach cruiser! A few years ago, I used to rather not enjoy biking, but now find I do not much want to disengage myself from Harold, my bike (we named Jay's bike Gerald, both are men's bikes). We tool around the island day and night stopping when we see a cool new tiki bar we have yet to try and of course sticking by our favorite for happy hour, Porky's (from 3-6 $1.25 domestic drafts and some killer $5 dishes... but since we've been adopted by the happy hour crew as locals, we get an extended happy hour to 7!).
Yesterday, while we were disembarking from the dink, we were told by another man on the dock to look to our starboard (our right)... and directly beside us was this huge, adorable blob of a manatee, as long and almost as wide as our dink! "She's an old gal, been around for awhile" the guy mused. Though I, myself, don't quite know how to distinquish this information yet... except that she was a mountain of a manatee, so old enough to get that big! Earlier we saw some of the most active dolphins either of us had ever seen (they were jumping and rolling around on their backs, it was wild)! So all in all, another amazing day we enjoyed together on Boot Key.
Today has started out pretty spectacularly as well, but I must depart from you all now. The sunshine is calling my name, and who am I to ignore such a calling! And it's $1 tacos today down at Sombrero Reef... catch y'all later!
Sunday, November 20, 2011
Me too!
I've got 2 jobs now as well! We are working together on sunset cruises & afternoon sails on a schooner! For as much boating as I've done, I've only sailed a hand full of times... & just enjoying the ride at that, not as a deckhand. I am quite excited to learn the ins & outs firsthand on the Pirate's Lady, a 71' Gaff-rigged Trade Rover Schooner!
We are toasting our good fortune with a bottle of avocado wine. Just another day in paradise!
Saturday, November 19, 2011
The Conch Republic
So we now reside in Marathon, FL, Boot Key ... it is gorgeous, sunny & warm! We've made new friends with the local salties & some local manatees... & we both have jobs already! Jay has two places of employment- both boating type jobs of course! & we just ate a conch pizza.... life is good!
Tuesday, November 15, 2011
Life on the hook
Living on the hook means a lack of battery charge for my computer... hence the lack of updates about our wily adventure. We don't run the generator everyday, so we don't get to charge the computer much... because I sure don't want to transfer the comp to the dinghy & hope for the best along the often wet ride to shore. Best to just wait to unleash my more indepth thoughts til I recharge the battery... good things come to those who wait, so they say! Patience, grasshopper-son!
Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Birthday boat ride
Jay says he is extremely excited to be spending a birthday on our boat, out on the ocean; a birthday wish come true! I'm so pleased to be a part of this dream come true; to be able to give the gift of us together out at sea (& the 6 pack of Carlsberg Elephant Beer he requested). I think I'll stick a candle in a honeybun tomorrow though, just so he'll have something to make a wish on... even if he feels completely fulfilled at the time, it couldn't hurt to wish for some solar panels as well!
So today we've been celebrating some up on the hill; partaking in some adult beverages & cheersing to this wonderful man... I pretty much cheers him everyday though! Hip hip hooray, happy birthday, you old salty dog! Happy birthday, Jib!!
Well, folks, I've got to be getting back to the Cap'n & me thinks we needs a refill. Til tomorrow, friends!
| Our mermaid bottleopener atop our storm anchor's line |
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Grog blog
1 part sour
2 part sweet
3 part strong
4 part weak
(Ye be warned, this is not for the faint of heart!) & enjoy (if ye dare)!
St. Augustine days; a photo blog
| Good morning! This was an AMAZING morning actually! I also have a killer video of these guys, but I can't get it to upload, sorry! |
| Pretty dolphin off our bow, gorgeous blue water, this is my kind of day! |
| St. Augustine Lighthouse viewed from our mooring ball. |
| Coming into St. Augustine, seriously gorgeous city!! Kind of want to move here. |
| Very good advice, as any seafaring soul can tell ya! |
| Haha. Almost every time we sat down at the Tavern I would have a moment of panic, thinking I needed cash, then relief! Letters of credit, indeed! |
| Fort Matanzas |
| The Lightner Museum |
| Flagler College, and viewed in the next picture as well. |
| And what's a great vacation without a little face painting at a bar! |
| This was one of my faces for Halloween! Happy times in St. Augustine! |
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
A pirate gathering
On St. George Street, there is a little dark bar called the Taberna del Gallo, or the Rooster Tavern. If you are ever in St. Augustine, FL, GO to the Tavern!! It is hands down the best bar experience I have ever had. They serve beer, wine, and sangria. Get the sangria (3 different kinds, a red, a white, and a blush. All are yummy!). The joint has no electricity, the bartenders dress in period costumes and have a ridiculous amount of knowledge about St. Augustine. Then, the coolest thing happened... we got to participate in the Bilge Rats' rehearsal. The Bilge Rats are a group of awesome men and women who sing sea shanties at the Tavern. A shanty is a shipboard work song, a lead singer will start the tune and the fellow crooners will call back to the lead. It Was So Fun! The Bilge Rats sound great (their lead, Katherine Younger is fantastic!!), and they let us sing along, so they must have a lovely sense of humor.
We are headed back to the Tavern tonight, stopping by a pizza place first with 2 for 1 beers and a free slice of pizza for happy hour. Loving St. Augustine!! And leaving her tomorrow for our next destination, Fort Pierce... but we will definitely return to this amazing city; let the winds return us to the St. Augustine shores (just when it is warmer!).
Thursday, October 27, 2011
A Salty Night to Remember
We drove through the night in shifts to get to St. Augustine, FL from Charleston, SC. At some points it was rather grueling (like when I had to drive), but mostly it was a dream come true (every moment I was not driving!). We caravanned with an amazing couple, following behind their gorgeous and extremely capable catamaran. I felt as though I knew these people by the end of the 32 hours we spent behind the Leap Of Faith (and I hope to get to know these people better in the future... as in, let's do it again, guys!). We were anywhere between 30 and 50 miles off the coast, without Internet connection or phone service... which was all very foreign for people so used to being "connected." Other than the intermittent radio interaction with the Leap of Faith, we were just two kids, three dogs (still have my parent's scallywag of a mutt), and a pissed off cat, traipsing through the great blue beyond.
| The Leap of Faith, a 44' 2007 catamaran, fully loaded! She was one of our favorite boats on St. John's Yacht Harbor, it was a privilege to see her in action! |
| Told you she was a capable vessel! Check out those waves coming into St. Augustine!! It was kind of fun! |
| The Bridge of Lions coming into St. Augustine, opening for us and our caravan catamaran, the Leap of Faith. |
The night ride turned into our first sunrise while out to sea, and I believe us both to be hooked!
| Nothing says "Good Morning" like a pod of dolphins playing off our bow. |
Monday, October 24, 2011
At first light
I am going to miss Charleston madly, and it is hitting me hard right now. I think because the departure continued to be postponed, I almost believed it was on a permanent delay. Or rather, I was able to lull myself into a dazed denial of leaving this most precious city. I will miss everything about my new favorite hometown (except for the mosquitoes and the no-see-ums, but that is it! Everything else is totally and completely "missable." I am forlorn.). I will miss our dock neighbor's funny, little dog, Rocket. This crazy terrier climbs trees and barks at the water hose when it is being used. And I have grown more than accustomed to his little ticks, I have become fond of them. I am going to miss the frequency of our dolphin encounters. The Food! I am so going to miss the food. The live music here is incredible, not just the big acts that are drawn to the various venues, but the local artists are out of this world good! I heart the Low Country and I am definitely going to miss getting to use the term Low Country so often.
There is a safeness and a security as well, that I will miss. The security of knowing where your home is, as my home will be traveling down the coast. The security of having a vehicle to get to the store if I really can not fathom eating another bowl of macaroni and cheese (but who are we kidding? If past experience has taught me anything about mac-n-cheese and me, it's that we get along just fine!). At least Jay has a bike, I need to pick one up in St. Augustine. Anybody selling a beach cruiser for a decent (like $20) price?
Most heartbreaking, every time we leave a town, is saying goodbye to our new friends. It doesn't get any easier either! We have met the most wonderful people in Charleston! I am truly going to miss our dock neighbors, Nelson and Ruth. Two of the kindest, most thoughtful people we have ever had the fortune to come across! And the guys that work at that marina are great fellas! I hope they all stay in touch. It was difficult leaving Mooresville, NC when we decided to delve into the shrimp boat conversion adventure, to leave friends I'd had for years. But I trust in the longevity to make the friendship continue despite the distance. It is even more difficult to make new friendships and leave the people with no reassurances as to the strength of the connection other than a few months of interactions. But even if we never come across one another's path ever again, the enrichment I incurred in my life through getting to know these folks in our short time together, is priceless.
Goodbye Charleston! Hello warm weather winter!!
Sunday, October 23, 2011
Make way
The final preparations are made, and the weather is on our side. The time has come. We are pulling out of our beloved Charleston marina, St. John's Yacht Harbor, at first light. We are excited as hell for the departure and as ready as we'll ever be. It's a voyage of preparedness and the unknown. Preparedness through preparations includes, but is not limited to: we tested our lights, batteries, battery charger, GPS system, VHF radio, wine opener, and anything else we needed checked; we have stock piled food, water & wine; we watched Captain Ron again. The unknown inculcates us with "wheres": where we are going to make anchor (don't know yet), where the dinghy docks/public ramps will be (couldn't tell ya) & how close the food markets will be to where we make land (have to wait and see). All the unknown is, at times, what I find most titillating... and at other times, the unknown is what I find most daunting.
We plan to cruise towards the ocean and navigate on the outside (as opposed to the inside, as in the Intracoastal). But, again, we'll see. With no definitive plan other than a directional requirement of South, all we can say until we get under way is, we'll see! We'll see!
Guest quarters
| Inside the fish hold. Eventually,this will be guest accommodations... aren't you all so excited about that?? |
| There was still ice inside the fish hold when we bought the boat! If the boat had not been purchased, she would have gone back to work during the shrimpin' season. But that was not to be her fate! |
Friday, October 21, 2011
Amendments
Amendment #2) We are leaving Charleston Sunday, October 23, 2011. I am almost certain of it this time!